Vapid Transit

If you thought other blogs were vapid and/or vacuous, just wait!

18 May
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On the fifth anniversary of the eruption of Mt St Helens,
On the thirty-ninth anniversary of the birth of Reggie Jackson,
On the sixty-fifth anniversary of the birth of Pope Mumbly...er John Paul II,
On the seventy-third anniversary of the birth of Perry Como,
On the one hundred eighty-first anniversary of Napoleon's proclamation as emperor, in that province among provinces known as Nova Caesaria, or to others as New Jersey, or to the citizenry as Joisey, there was born a child.

Actually there were probably born many children that day in the sick-joke-ly-named Garden State, but I was one of 'em. I don't see the point of this exercise, but I'm given to histrionics, if you didn't pick up on it from my halfhearted attempt.